"You are either with us or you are against us"

So here's the back story.  The long awaited (by some) high school reunion is scheduled for the same weekend as the annual South Texas Dove hunt.  Pre-planned and obligatory on the opening weekend of the south zone.  Our good friend Skip married our friend Lee Ann who happened to graduate with us.  He chose the ration of shit courtesy of the Texas Dove Kings over the ration of shit from his old lady.  After careful deliberation and evaluation of all available intelligence a choice was made to wage a messy and public e-mail campaign to encourage Skip to reconsider his alternatives.

Chronicled for posterity, the Shock and Awe campaign.